Band Quiz 2

Q1: Which Member of the band has a prosthetic head, and why? Choose One Mr Lemur because he likes cats and if you give him the time of day he will turn into a sponge cake Mr Mongoose because it's a bloody sight better than the original. Mr Satsuma because of his flaky scalp (bearing in mind he made from onion rind and orange peel) Mr Mushroom because it's breakfast time when the world comes together

Q2: In the lyrics of that infamous song "Spooky Peanut", what happened to the kidnapped sausage? Choose One It went bad because Mr Wombat fed it to the barking starfish It went on to be a famous solo artiste, until it died after a big and bendy pork bender went wrong Findus Homebake stormed the set and gunned down their Manager, Mandy with a bazooka Firstly they made it cry, then they put it on a stick until it died and finally gave it out at parties

Q3: Which famous prophet did the band team up with for his charity gig "On the mount" Choose One Jesus Christ Superstar, went for a ride on a Yamaha Rhesus Christ, the blood donor Toys'r'us Christ the playtoy entrepreneur, specialist in Golliwogs Benny the Greek

Q4: Which member of "Take That" would Mr Satsuma sleep with if a gun was put to his head? Choose One The bog-eyed one The talented one The underage one The fruit

Q5 Which of the following was not, and never will be, the title of a NVGIB album? Choose One Janus and the polygons It's Dingus Time Wombat out of Hell Go to Peru

Q6 What or who is Mallaig? Choose One It's an autoimmune disease affecting the bowel it was a Dr WHO character in Logopolis who had an affection for furry daywear It's a 10-ton fishing port in Scotland, where they still use moon-landings on a day-to-day basis Don't know

Q7 Which is the fastest land mammal, as measured with a cup, some string and a bag of nuts? Choose One A dog on heat A dog on the hob A baboon strapped to a Land Rover Benny the cat

Q8 Which band associate was responsible for a string of successful armed robberies in the 1960s? Choose One Debbie Harry from 'Blondie' The NVGIB official band ant The NVGIB official band armed robber The fun loving criminals

Q9 At gigs, who will you find on the floor, stripped to the waist, wearing a gas mask to help them sing better? Choose One Olaff Plinkerton III, inventor of the combustible underpant Mr Wombat, inventor of the self-unplugging amplifier Mrs Lemur, backing vocalist and band prostitute, inventor of the male clitoris Mr Someone else entirely, inventor of something completely different

Q10 What am I holding in my hand? Choose One Um-Bongo (a juice drink) Angel Cake Tasmin Archer My spider man outfit