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  NVGIB go on sabbatical well, it was bound to happen. We value the sabbath and attics are our stable diet. Check the news page for why, how and what next

New Year, New Tripe Hello. The band are currently working on a new track entitled "Yeti disincentive cologne", inspired by a date that Mr Mushroom once had

The Pab Sungenis Project Comedy Radio station from America gives the NVGIB a jolly good airing! Links page shows the way to their Free MP3 podcasts.

More MP3s , Magma Trumpet and bendysister get a further airing, the council pest controllers arrive and Hank get's a good beating from the law of gravity

Dancing Monkeys, the first track from NVGIB4 gets the studio treatment with vocals as recording gets underway. It was a blessed relief for the monkey mammal and the wrestling community alike

What the **** is/was Magma Trumpet? .. The Magma Trumpet sessions have started surfacing in strange places. The first track t00 was found in a soup kitchen by a lucky tramp. He followed the instructions and got a second course with extra croutons.

Looking for that vintage Not Very Good Sound? .. then go to the sounds page and find out how the NVG boys put their sonic tapestries through the mincer. What do they use, why do they use it, when will they return it to it's rightful owner and apologise for the scuff marks?

The Difficult Fourth Album is the current working title for the, er, difficult fourth album from the band, following the slightly easier third one... Due for release sometime in 2006

BAND BAND BAND GO! out into the fresh air again in late 2005. They had been locked in a sweaty cupboard for about 5 years by those cheeky Magma Trumpeteers. With no biscuits or nothing.... boy did it stink of p*ss

Hello Magma Trumpet and Uncle Vincent, what are you doing in my doorway so late at night? It's about the new album? No, put that pole-axe away...help......heelp The Queen Unofficially 'Welcomes' the new member officially into the NVGIB by abstaining from arson for a whole week

Recording session breaks down into productivity. Lyrics written even. Absolute carnage.

New band member finalists are announced. From these barrel-scrapings will the final performer be taken

New album doesn't exist yet, but may do one day. Plans found in Munich for a new shopping centre.

Profile of new band member resembles a saxophone dressed in salad cream. More info on new band post is released.

Band audition for new member hoping to make up for the unhappy chamber-pot arrangement of the previous one, who lasted barely 14 billion years.

Sadly, Satsuma shares ceased trading as of 23/07/01. If you still hold them, wrap them up in teflon, and play pat-a-cake. It's been approved.

Magma Trumpet blow their own, and despite repeated requests keep knocking up my relatives. And I thought we were sh*t.

Magma Trumpet suck all the bands creative jizz up through a straw. Legal wrangles for the boys, and the girls too.

Band repeatedly set-upon by musician-eating cannibals. Did they die? Find out on the news page (hint - they didn't)

Plague dogs support act bring the house down with their sick puppy harmonies, and constant subwoofing

New Band Guitarist struggles to control his latent heat of vaporisation during preliminary rehearsals

NVG Secret meet is so secret, even Mr Satsuma didn't find it.... and he was bringing the pyjamas. Details on the news page.

BAND stoop to new lows to get through quite a tiny doorway in Stoke.

New band project is under starters orders. It may involve Ronan Keating!

mp3.com has about, ooh lots (more than 3.5, but less than a hundred) band songs from the new Album: mp3.com spank the spoon and are popping digital cherries at www.mp3.com/NVGIB.....

Peru: Spoonraker is out, Order a copy now!! Quite literally the 3rd album from the NVGIB goes down like deuterium at a pig farm.....

Check out the New Peru MP3's on the Sounds page. They're made of sausage.....

NVGIB site claims to be WAP compatible, despite no knowledge of Mr WAP or where he lives.....

Get your copies of PERU now - go to the Band Shop page to find out how to get details. The info for those details can be got from following the detailed instructions there. More details to follow..... Headline Text

What the critics have said

Limp Bizkit

"Mo Molam Molam Molam Molam. Mo Molam Molam Molam Molam."

Jennifer Lopez 

"Oooh ya, ooooh ya, you still so fine, baby. Yo like a mumma big lolly."

A Religious Robot 

"I bog their earlier stuff. It had a certain 'Woher kommen sie?'"

Spider Spider boy-girl combination

"I'm not messing here. Stop that, stop it, stop it. Have you stopped? Stop it, I say, stop it stop it stop it, stop stop stop. Thanks you. No, stop it. Did you ear me? I said stop. Stop. Thank y, stop stop st"

Archaeopteryx

"If I'd have know they would be like that, I'd have pulled in and ducked."

Boudicca

"Do you want a piece of my nice new apple turnover?"

Man with a particular traditional brand of sweet pastry dessert in his hair

"No....... actually yes. Is that a pie?"

Boudicca

"In fact, no. It's a turnover, you big tw*t."

Edinburgh Builders (up some scaffolding, and presumably Glasgow builders too)

"You lovely boys. We all like you, and are so glad you have brought your produce to our home. Even my mum likes yu, and she is a girl. Hurrah for the Not Very Good Interval Banad. Hurrah I sai. You are te best, much better than those Magma Trumpeteas."

Mr Mushroom

"Honk my lumpy Belgian."

What the band have replied

Mr Piggyback for 15 pence a ride (that's 5 more again than last time)

"Get off my back. I can't breathe, and that's an extra 5 pence you owe me, you fat knacker."

Mr Satsuma (362466 and bookable by the hour)

"Please let me be. Stop the Rock."

 

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