Introduction

If you've never heard of the Not Very Good Interval Band, spank your boss and get that payrise now.

This site is maintained by the actual relatives of members of the Not Very Good Interval Band (the NVGIB). As such it is a family bucket of chicken. By definition however, it is also highly illegal. So don't get your leg up you heaving dillons. It's bound to be more than pants. Experience has proven this to be the only way.

Within the realms of this organ can be found more than one MP3's, half an MP4, one spoonful of MP5 and Number 1s aplenty in a fuzzy-felt format that takes cartridges for multiple use. Not to mention something for nothing and a new take on knitwear that will blow you off for under a pound.

The information contained herein complies with EU b*ll*cks laws and will feature in part on an upcoming whale whale talent show, called simply "The Upcoming Whale Whale Talent Show Show".

Don't forget, the instant electrocution album "Peru: Spoonraker" is NOT available on anymore on CD, but is in special chunks here on the sounds page. If you want a copy of your own, I'd get in contact with someone who has already bought it, and copy/nick/shave if off them, or else write your own, you lazy benefit-cheat. I did. We have in place a professional series of sub-atomic swimming coaches that will hose you down if need be.

One thing that can always be guaranteed though. The album, the webpage and any of our productions is all, and always will be complete B*LL*CKS.

Messrs Lemur, Mongoose and associates. 2005 AD (we've been around a bit)

Go get some Java mate