Discography

Peru: Spoonraker (released 2000)

	PERU is now a major issue for every modern man/woman/tapeworm. Having baked a cake (see recipe below), we followed up with a race to invent water (won by Mr Satsuma). The album was complete, including the unfinished bits. The title, which is still unknown, is named "Peru: Spoonraker" after a puppet show we once watched. Released on June 10th 2000, it led to a near riot as crowds of educated people told us what they wash with (Persil, some of them). Call us self-indulgent ponces, but it's a concept album, with an adventure story with songs woven in crowbar fashion into the plot. A bit like a musical radio comedy. As such, we suggest playing the album with a radio set in the room (or radiotelescope) and pretending you're hearing it live. The Band Shop has ordering details.
EP 9: Peru then, Huddersfield now Return to the Beach café and Herpes Clinic Calling all the Hebrews The Ballad of Mr Shit Mission: quitedifficultbutnotifyou'vegotatrailingwindbehindyou Go to Peru Arrival / Go to Peru (reprise) Ché Guevara and Lima Airport The Customs Song Dr Pippin's Theme 1 / Mr Bennet's Theme 1 The Big Multimedia Sequence / Dr Pippin's Theme 2 Peruvian Gig History in a Pot Mary Celeste (part 1) Mary Celeste (part 2) The Ecology Song	EP 30: The Lament for Mr Wombat Dr Pippin's Theme 3 / Mr Bennet's Theme 2 The Snack Shack Viva Cassava Meaty Sticky Rave Frog Lost in the Jungle The Binary Song The Hazards of Peru Mystic Stew (and Beans) Airship / Dr Pippin's Theme 4 / Mr Bennet's Theme 3 Mind Spooning for Beginners Spectral Snack items Pro-Celebrity Fatal Not Very Good Interval Band Knowledge Quiz Dr Pippin's Laboratory MIB
Recipe for PERU Chicken Cake A bit like traditional chicken cake. Add some peru. Don't try this at home, go out into the street. Alternatively, get an adult to do it for you, so you can watch telly instead. Vegetarian Option: Stay indoors and suck some cardboard	Please bear in mind that this is a concept album, so not all the tracks are actual songs. We would never name a song as stupidly as "Mind Spooning for Beginners". What do you take us for? In the words of Napoleon. "Are you havin a pop at me, son?" (That's Napoleon Stinkbat III, inventor of the Rotating Steven Mechanism, not the popular traveller, empire builder, truck driver and general all-round Bon Jovi)

It's Dingus Time (released 1995)

 BendySisterAsparagusHead (released 1994)

Other Stuff

We have done a lot of other stuff, most of which is kept under the table. This though, slipped out when we were looking the other way.

  "Now That's What I Call Unreleasable" EP (released June 10th 2000)

Luvvy Luvvy Bonsai and the Bleu Cheese (radio edit) - basically, we ditched the rude words and put in some spammy breakbeats in a dance-hall stylee. Its almost unrecognisable, unless you've heard the original and know what you're looking for. Donut (live) - recorded at Cambridge University Pembroke College June 12th 1998. Backing vox and dead ant dancing provided by shameless audience members and Mr Mongoose. Happy Shopper - an instrumental that features on Peru in a couple of poignant places. Top cheesy organ a la Spanish Flea (not as in the Sex Stimulant) Chunky Funky Cabbage - a pumped-up rock number. Recorded actually before the BendySister album, but never featured on it because we had used it for other nefarious purposes.

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