Dr Pippin's Advice Box

Do you have a problem? Do you need a bit of advice? Mr Mushroom has been around a bit. He might even help you if you ask nicely. Then again, he might just shout some filthy abuse and confiscate all your pets. You never can tell. If you don't have a problem, you can even dish some dirt if you want to.

Instructions

Get a problem Enter it in the text box below Press a button Wait for the answer Do as you're told

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